Headline: Microsoft finally identifies most dangerous program on XP!

In a world full of stupid computer messages, most of which seem to be generated by Windows, this one sits above all others in terms of its poignancy and sheer accuracy.

"What should I do?", asks the dialogue box. Hmmm, well, maybe I’ll go out and buy a Macbook instead of a Windoze-based laptop and maybe, just maybe, I’ll install Ubuntu on my desktop. Hang on, I already did those two things! :-) (I should probably point out that I received this message whilst repairing a friend’s computer.)